CollapseTheHaters`#MakeupBagGlowUp` #TSABeautyHack` #BigBrushEnergy`

UNICORN FEATURES
**▫️ **AEROSPACE ALUMINUM RODS**
→ One-click collapse *so smooth it’s ASMR-worthy*
→ Zero wobble (*unlike your ex’s excuses*)
**▫️ **CLOUD-LOFT NYLON HEADS**
→ 0.005mm bristles *chug less product than your Tesla*
→ Fluffier than a Pomeranian (#NoShedGuarantee)
**▫️ **TRIO OF TRUTH**
→ **JUMBO POWDER:** Bake like a Sephora artist
→ **ANGLED CONTOUR:** Jaw-snatch in 3 seconds
→ **DOMED BLUSH:** Diffuse like IG filters IRL
**WHY GIRLS OBSESS**
✅ **116.5g = ⅔ iPhone** → Heavy enough for *luxe feels*, light enough for *fanny pack life*
✅ **3 BRUSHES → 0 BAG DRAMA** (Collapses to **credit card thickness**!)
✅ **HYGIENE HERO** → Dust caps included (no purse lint cocktails!)
**SIZE SMACKDOWN**
| **YOUR BASIC ITEMS** | **VS OUR SET** |
| **�� iPhone 15 Pro** | Heavier + ZERO multitasking |
| **�� Wine Mini Bottle** | Same weight → less fun �� |
| **��️ Designer Lipstick** | Thicker & only 1 use! |
**→ Collapsed: 3” (fits inside AirPods case!)**
✨ HOLY GRAIL OR HYPE? TRY RISK-FREE!
** [GET INSTA-GLAM NOW]**
** CODE: shadow**(20%)
*⚠️ Warning: 2K+ sold this week. Your makeup bag’s crying.*